(Funny, unless it’s your business)
Sign: Toilet out of order, please use floor below.
Notice: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.
Sign: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
Wanted: An experienced sitter to take care of a young child between 30 and 35 years old, of amiable character and good reference
Miscommunication: My wife said: “Please go to the store and buy a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six.”
I came back with 6 cartons of milk.
She said “Why did you buy six cartons of milk?”
“Well, they had eggs!”
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